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Jun 19, 2023Liked by J.Q. Graziano

Awesome blog! Those old ads made me think of a time long long ago. :)

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Jun 19, 2023·edited Jun 19, 2023Author

Thanks Papa Meatball! What if I told you you didn't just have to "think" about the past, but you could actually re-live it in all its '80s glory? Send $1 in a S.A.S.E. to my PO Box to receive the brochure and address to the new RRRRC85 ("Rediscovered Realms Rest & Relaxation Commune 1985"). Leave your cellphone behind - upon check-in (to replace your cell phone's functionality) - you'll be issued: a slide rule, an AM/FM/Casette Sony Walkman with 3 blank EX-90 minute tapes, Polaroid camera with 3 disposable flashcubes (4 flashes per cube!), a Rolodex for your contacts, Swatch Watch, Stanley flashlight and 18 D batteries, compass, wind-up travel alarm clock with glow-in-the-dark face, a Golden Girls wall calendar, a complete 29 volume set of Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedias, a 19" color TV with rabbit ears antenna (and aluminum foil), envelopes, stationery, ball-point pen, 22-cent postage stamps, semi-recent printed local newspapers, People/Globe/Star/National Enquirer gossip magazines, the latest TV Guide, a dictionary, quarters for the payphone, and a pager. This is going to be epic.

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